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Donald hates turtles, but the rest of us can agree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

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I don't even have to open this link to know what this is. Do you know how much restraint I had to exert to not link this in the story? Thank you for knowing exactly what is right.

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paper straws are ass, but let's save the planet friends.

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For the do dos!

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someone just has to spin it in a way that plastic straws are bad for the bAyBiEs and he will immediately ban them again

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Yes! The microplastics issue has to be a selling point for MAHA heads right?

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